Unwell Wishes at a Glance

• When you can't find a traditional greeting card about punching someone in the face.
• Perfect for gaming fans bar brawlers and sarcastic people.
• Blank insides provide plenty of space to personalize your cards. Maybe with an apology.

Horror of Horrors: More about Unwell Wishes

Greeting card stores are full of options for birthdays and weddings but what about other important life moments? Like breaking up with a cheating partner or telling your appalling child that they're out of the will?

Unwell Wishes is a line of greeting cards perfect for such situations or just for people with a morbid sense of humor. Each card features one of the images and text from the Beer Money card game.

Contents

• Coldcock: 'Deserve' has nothing to do with it.?
• Freedom: I just need some time. And space. And everything you own.
• Grab: I know where you live. I saw what you did.?
• Horror of Horrors: You're so STUPID. No wonder mother hated you most.?
• Kick2: It's not me. It's You.?
• Kick4: Worship me. Lick my boots. Bring me CAKE.?
• Little Helper: Roses are BLACK Violets are BLUE The sugar is GONE Now so are YOU.?
• Self Help: Pain creates suffering. Suffering creates desire. Desire is the key that opens any door.