Microwave this magical lobster and use as a heating pad to soothe cramps or anything else that hurts. This Menstruation MVP stands tall at 14 inches making it perfect for perching where it hurts. Featuring a gentle lavender scent the Menstruation Crustacean soothes and comforts with aromatherapy all while being as cute and cuddly as a crustacean can be. It’s the perfect self-care gift for any menstruating human — period.

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